pls show me your cats
it has been a long week and i am very tired
this is Buster, showing us her very dirty feet.
This is Dany. He has anxiety, but he’s full of love.
This is Tally, a 10 yo 18 pound Maine Coon, who will let you use her tummy for a pillow when you’re sad, and will just purr & groom you until you feel better 💕
This is Jareth, a rescue who advises you to consider the benefits of a good long nap
This is Miss Noir. Her hobbies include being besties with the food bag, running away from things in fear, and stairstep lurking.
This is Miss Nicole. Her hobbies include being an immense asshole.
This is Uno. He thinks things are gonna be okay. I intend to believe him.
This is Kit. He likes chasing bugs, digging in his litter box, and being aggressively cuddly.
this is crookshanks she’s orange
this is Keyes he’s my lead strategist
this is toast, hes a cool dude
This is Rosie. She’s loud because she’s full of bees
This is Sweety he is very large
This is Khensu he belongs to my neighbors he’s half Maine coon I hang out with him when he gets lonely
This is little cat, she loves headbutts and standing on people
this is Elly she’s very soft and a butthole
This is Potter. (Don’t let the name fool you - he’s a loyal little Hufflepuff.)
This is Chat Noir, his specialty is being unphotographable followed by living up to the name ChatNinjaTroubleNoStopThatNoir
And this is Grace who thinks it’s nice and all that she gets squishy food every day since Dad retired and moves into my house with her but really it’s time that my sister and I move on now.
this is jack-be-quick. she is beautiful and she knows it
this is kinnie teagan. she requires lots of cuddles and at least half of any comfy space i’m using, but in return she offers kisses and excellent floof for petting.
This is Oliver. He is a Very Loud Man and gets himself into trouble frequently
This is Whiskey and she lays on my chest when I cry so I fall asleep and she wont move until I wake back up and she sees I’m better. She also only play kicks gently and licks any spot she scratches to show it was only play and never mean spirited. She owns my entire world and I love her with all of my heart.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
I won’t be posting Monday December 17 to protest the imposition of censorship on Tumblr
くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡
Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you
WHY EATING SEASONALLY IS IMPORTANT
•save money - food is at it’s highest supply
•food is better - it is grown closer to home so less likely to rot
•support local, sustainable farmers
•more environmentally friendly
oh you’re a blessing omg thank you
- [singular] y’all
- [plural] all y’all
3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all
4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll
literally just a dumb unorganized list of school tips
source: im a grad student. i’ve had a lot of school. also i’m adhd & mentally ill and require +8 organization. this is mostly directed @ college students, but maybe high school students can use it too, fuck, idk, it’s been forever since i was stuck in that hell hole
naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm
Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<
Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….
Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek
Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**
Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass
Rock: **Lee**
Neji: Um….Okay
Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!
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